Clown SchoolLesson 2 of 6 · two minutes
The seven rules
Old enough, off the curve or deep enough, cannot be printed, cannot be trapped, can be sold back, not one person's coin, someone is here. Read from the chain, printed in full.
Every coin in the shop passed all seven. Each rule is a read from the chain, not an opinion, and the numbers are the founder's: they never change quietly.
- Old enoughAt least 1 hour since the pool opened. A coin that is minutes old has no history to read.
- Left the curve, or deep enoughGraduated from its launchpad to a real pool, or a pool of at least $50K. A thin pool is one you move yourself.
- Cannot be printedMint authority revoked on Solana; no mint function and ownership renounced or timelocked on the EVM chains. If someone can print more, your share can shrink to nothing.
- Cannot be frozen or taxed into a trapFreeze authority revoked on Solana; no owner-controlled address blocks, no changeable tax, sell tax under 5% on Base, BNB Chain and Robinhood Chain. A coin someone can freeze in your wallet, or tax on the way out, is a trap.
- Can be sold backA sell simulated against the pool succeeds. A coin you cannot sell is not a coin.
- Not one person's coinTop-10 holders under 40% of supply and the deployer under 10%, excluding the pool and burn addresses. One wallet holding most of it can empty the pool in one sell.
- Someone is hereAt least 20 buys in the last hour from at least 15 different wallets. No buyers means nobody to sell to.
Where you meet them
A refusal always names the rule it failed; it never says a coin does not exist. The full list, with every refusal the site can give, is one page away.