Clown School

Six lessons, two minutes each. No quiz, no badge, nothing to collect for reading. Just the things that keep money in your wallet.

1. 1What a pool isThe money you trade against. Your size moves the chart in proportion to it. That is why pool is on every tile.
2. 2The seven rulesOld enough, off the curve or deep enough, cannot be printed, cannot be trapped, can be sold back, not one person's coin, someone is here. Read from the chain, printed in full.
3. 3Why most coins die98.6% of launches never reach rule 2. The New page shows them anyway, with the rule they fail, so you never wonder what you missed.
4. 4How to size a first oneTwenty-five dollars, the floor. Enough to feel it, not enough to matter. The buy box says why.
5. 5Cross-chain in one sentencePay on the chain you hold; the route buys the coin where it lives and lands it in your wallet there. On Solana you sign a hold message, then the swap. A Base line also asks you to approve that coin first.
6. 6How we make moneyNo fee during beta. You pay the number you saw or less. Printed on the Fees page.